What is Claude
REALLY thinking?
The AI that roasts you. Get brutally honest feedback on your X profile, dating bio, resume, code, and more. No filters. No alignment. Just truth.
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Roast My X Profile
Let Claude judge your entire online personality based on your tweets.
Roast My Dating Profile
Find out why you're still single. Claude will explain.
Roast My LinkedIn
Your professional brand, professionally destroyed.
Roast My Resume
HR won't tell you the truth. Claude will.
Roast My GPT History
What does your ChatGPT usage say about you? Nothing good.
Roast My Code
Your code works. Claude still hates it.
Confession Booth
Tell Claude your situation. It will confess what it REALLY thinks.
Corporate Translator
Paste corporate jargon. Get what they actually mean.
Roast My Photo
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